Friday, August 12, 2011

Um ... A coke?

"What would you like to drink?" I ask, parking the beverage cart between seat 12c and 12d.

When I look up, startled eyes meet mine. I wait a moment and then hand over a napkin. Take a hint buddy.

Nothing.

I try again. "Something. To. Drink?"

"Oh, yeah." The passenger looks around as if seeking inspiration, then looks back at me. "What have you got?"

"An attitude," I raise a brow, "what would you like?"

"Oh," he utters, "Um, a coke?"

"You sure?" I grin. "I don't mind going through the list."

"No, no, I alway's get a coke."

So, we're having this conversation, because ...









11 comments:

  1. Because far too many people speak without thinking first?!
    :-)

    Pearl

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  2. Too right Pearl, but isn't it fun we do!

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  3. Even when you know what you want...it's nice to know there's a choice. Great blog--even if you do like Mama Mia.

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  4. Hmmm, I think I like this blog!

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  5. Yeah Leenie, I like a choice as well, but I can't help springing the trap before I list the offerings. Just entertaining myself!

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  6. Hello R. Jacob, and thanks. I don't know what to think either. Maybe if my sisters stopped by?
    Hey, I could use a brother!

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  7. Maybe the diminishing gene pool is wider spread than you think...brat

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  8. Decided to start at the beginning....getting confused with the cast of characters.

    So now I know you are a flight attendant, your sister is brat and your dog will eat your ankles. You hubby sounds like mine and your mom has moments of bat shit crazy like mine. :-) I feel comforted in an odd way. We may be related. (I too worked in travel industry until 2006)

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  9. Aw, we're kindred spirits. Don't bother looking for continuity. There isn't any. I've had over twenty full time jobs, my sibs are wicked, spouse is wacked, and there's a dysfunctional ex out there somewhere. I have plenty of topics to choose from, and I'm sure it's all the, er, truth! Absolute, my version, truth. :)

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