Ha! So cute! A great aunt, not a Great-Aunt, a fun aunt remembers being a kid and follows her instincts just like you are doing. Ha!
Oh that's funny.I think I may have asked, "A phone call from whom?" I mean it could have been Justin Bieber or something....just sayin':-)
She does have a quick wit. Cute.
Yep, Beamer passed on a few good genes.
So what's the problem? Send her a note with some holes taped to the bottom of the page. And when she complains, say "Don't tell me you lost the holes already?!! You were supposed to put them in your ear lobes!"
You're bad news Mike, funny, but definitely bad news. :)